erotique-sighs:

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

Shoutout to me for feeling like a social failure even though the idea of driving sends me spiraling into anxiety and worried I might freak out and accidentally run someone over

WOW I was just walking through the mall and some lady in a bright pink shirt gave me a coupon for a meal replacement shake and a wellness evaluation. Fuck you and your poor fashion choices lady, just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I want to lose weight, especially by replacing food with some nasty “maximum performance smoothie”. Life is too damn short for that shit.